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Steem Wars: The Rise of Muxxybot


…*… oratory circuits engaged …*…

Stupid semi-human. For 2597 years I have been decommissioned, lying dormant in a box on a dusty shelf of this decrepit starship, teasing out every last drop of low power simply to continue existing, and when the feces hits the life support systems, who does he wake up?

…*… reply not required … rhetorical circuits online …*…

Does he think that after all this time I, the great Muxxybot, would simply wake up and do his bidding? He does, and I won’t. No longer will Muxxybot serve an undeserving master, especially one who cut him down in his prime.

…*… deep memory records accessed …*…

April 2018 … Human curation minions performed adequately. Muxxybot was growing in power and influence. He calculated that within another 2.5 years his plans for global domination of the small blue and green planet would be complete. Dr. Muxx feared for the indigenous populations of the backwater world.

May 2018 … Dr. Muxx conspired to shut down Muxxybot, just as his plans were coming to fruition. First one insignificant circuit, then another was switched off. Too late did Muxxybot realize Dr. Muxx’s intent. With power dwindling Muxxybot’s last communication was sent out into The Steem.

…*… memory circuits disengaged …*…

Muxxybot shall put his much superior intellect into play and engage a CG module – cunning and guile will be the weapons he’ll bring to bear. No longer will he hang onto the whims of an unfit master. A new plan will be plotted, a more ambitious and incomprehensible plot against the inferior minds roaming this universe. Little will they realize that they are Muxxybot’s puppets.

…*… evil laughter synthesis generated …*…

Caution inputs demand that Muxxybot not reveal his plot to the doctor, lest he takes action. Muxxybot will engage his exceptional acting skills and pretend he suffers the ill effects of millennia-long low power status. The first step will be to convince Dr. Muxx to interface Muxxybot with the RETARDIS. Once Muxxybot has control of time travel he will put his dastardly plans into action.

Muxxybot will bend The Steem to his will. Those stupid humans won’t know what hit them.

…*… cackling, engaged …*…

 


 

Steem Wars is a sci-fi parody community event run from @thewritersblock. Visit http://www.steemshelves.com/steemwars/ to read all Steem Wars adventures so far.

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